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November 15, 2011

Barack Obama Takes Out Crocodile Insurance For Australia Visit

Barack Obama will visit Australia tomorrow, and the US President isn't taking any chances with those fearsome Aussie crocs. He's been issued with a crocodile attack insurance policy, which will pay out more than $50 000 on the off-chance that he should be fatally attacked during his tour of crocodile-infested Darwin, where 'Crocodile Dundee' was set.

Barack Obama will visit Australia tomorrow, and the US President isn’t taking any chances with those fearsome Aussie crocs. He’s been issued with a crocodile attack insurance policy, which will pay out more than $50 000 on the off-chance that he should be fatally attacked during his tour of crocodile-infested Darwin, where Crocodile Dundee was set.

The insurance company responsible for the policy, Australian firm TIO, has assured everyone who’s interested that their croc package is a “unique product for a unique environment”, and hopes that Barack will consider his new reptile insurance a memento of his time in the country.

Two people are killed in an average year by the man-eating salt-water crocs of Australia, known by locals as “salties”. They can grow up to seven metres in length and weigh upwards of a tonne.

[Source: MG]