American mother and pillar of the criminally insane community, Wendy Werkit, identified a gap in the junk food market and took a leap of faith. “Why has no one thought of this yet”, she thought, as she put the finishing touches on her Facebook ad. “Fifty dollars isn’t bad for a ‘pox’ infected sucker”, she thought, as her brain fell out of her ass.

Wendy claims she got the idea from a Facebook page advertising ‘pox parties’. If you guessed that these are the jols where parents can take their kids, with the intention of letting them mingle with kids that have Chicken Pox, you’d be right.

Being the no-brain prize winner that she is, she decided to start selling Lollipops infected with the virus. Her logic, or lack thereof, was that parents were upset because “kids couldn’t get  it in the normal way anymore”.

Looks like the police work is as fantastic as the parenting way down in Nashville, Tennessee, seeing as all the local authorities did was issue a warning, stating:

“If you are engaged in this type of behaviour, you’re not only potentially exposing innocent people to dangerous viruses and illnesses and diseases, you’re also exposing yourself potentially to federal criminal prosecution.”

Hey Wendy, remember that list of the top ten things that can get you bounced from the earth? This is number one.

[Source: telegraph]