Did I mention that his fiancee was in his address book as well? According to Ronaldo, he was attempting to delete the Dutch fan’s saucy snaps (which included her in numerous half naked poses in a shirt with “too hot to handle” scrawled on the front), but pressed forward instead. Clearly something broke his concentration.

On the other hand, his fiancee, Irina Shayk, could probably turn a gay man straight. According to him, she hasn’t yet reacted to the situation. I’m not surprised, seeing that she is about to marry the most popular football star on earth. She’s probably used to women throwing more than just photos at him. Oh, and she just posed for a new coffee table book, called “Culo.”

The book, a collaboration between P Diddy, Interscope chairman, Jimmy Iovine and fashion photographer, Raphael Mazzucco, features a collection of 248 photographs to celebrate women’s arses. Fantastic.

The £250,000-a-week former Manchester United star has been with Irina, 25, since April last year. The pair are due to marry in July on an island near his native Madeira after he plays for Portugal at Euro 2012.

According to a source, he’s rather “red faced” about the incident. Ja, I bet he was, it’s hard to navigate a mouse when your right hand is busy and you’re not ambidextrous.

I’m sure his phone has been ringing off the hook, with people calling to see if he’s okay since the incident.

How do you say, “bullshit” in Portuguese?

[Source: timeslive; mailonline]