If it smells off, that’s because it is.

Universal have just dropped the trailer for the eighth (and we can only pray, last) installment in the long (lo-ooong) running American Pie series, American Reunion.

Yes, they made six further films in the American Pie oeuvre, subsequent to the smash-hit initial slice, and next April, we’re to be treated to the seventh sequel, the first full reunion of the initial fivesome of Jim, Kevin, Paul, Oz and Stifler since the third sequel, American Wedding dropped in 2003.

Since that turgid mess, four more sequels were crafted from the ashes of the original three, and don’t worry if you feel you missed out on Oscar-winning teenage sex romps, no, those gems deservedly went straight to DVD.

Here’s the trailer for American Reunion. While you wonder where the hell Tara Reid and Mena Suvari have been for almost a decade, I’ll spend the time trying to wipe the blood from my eyeballs.