That’s Amore!

What began as a harmless night of casual paid-for sex turned into a magical mystery adventure that has landed a Zimbabwean man in court charged with bestiality.

Sunday Moyo claims he picked up a female prostitute for 25 Zim Dollars one evening at a bar in down town Zvishavane, but was so inebriated that he forgot most of what subsequently happened. Next morning, his neighbours angrily accused him of having sex with a donkey that was found tied up near his house, before calling the police. Now on trial, in his defence he claims he’s pretty sure it was a human woman the night before, and some sort of magic must be involved, naturally.

It doesn’t end there: After being arrested, Moyo has subsequently admitted he has fallen in love with his erstwhile hooker/donkey, and may be a donkey himself.

I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with [the] donkey.

Perhaps not a donkey, but definitely an ass. The trial continues.

[Source: News 24]