Have you always wanted to get into rap music but never did because you don’t understand the lyrics? Well that’s now been taken care of by William Buckholz who took it upon himself to pen a book that “explains all the confusing lyrics and terms in rap songs via language that even your elderly relations can understand”. Finally.
Forbes have released the latest update of the 400 richest people in America, and it read likes a who’s-who of global masonry. Those money-grubbers have a combined worth of $1,37 trillion. Goodness gracious, that must buy a heap of private geography lessons.
Randon Beasly holds the world record for stuffing change into a near- perfect bierpens. Randon is an unassuming fellow who generally shies away from the limelight but when it comes to coins and his gut he likes to rip his shirt off and bask that pens in all the limelight he can find. Watch him flaunt his God given talents.
Arkansas state suffered two major wildlife anomalies this past weekend. Arkansas residents’ first indication that all was not well with their fauna friends was the mass exodus from the sky of more than four thousand Red Wing Blackbirds. The birds didn’t just land on the ground – they plummeted from the sky, stone dead, at night.
It was just a month ago that a reader sent in proof that Stodels Nursery was selling ‘Ass Succulents.’ We agreed that this made sense, giving the current demand for Ass Products. But Ass Succulent sales were clearly off the charts, as Stodels is now also selling Pear Ass and Peach Ass. Who would have thought? Check it out after the link.
Umbrellas are flying in Klopse circles about this year’s march not happening when or where it should have. Klopse leaders Richard “Pot” Stemmet (no relation) and Melvyn Matthews – who were once dik pelle in Victor Verster – are now bitter rivals one accusing the other of “selling out to white people”. That last point is a bit puzzling.
Most of you will be well aware that 2oceansvibe’s energy drink of choice is none other than 100% natural Pussy Energy Drink. We’ve been supporting the flavoursome drink for a couple years – ever since we started drinking it that time in Los Angeles. So anyway it looks like we aren’t the only ones – […]
Pete Postlethwaite Dies – Oscar-nominated actor Pete Postlethwaite has died after a long fight with cancer.Journalist and friend Andrew Richardson said Mr Postlethwaite passed away peacefully in hospital in Shropshire yesterday. He was 64. Julie Walters led tributes to a man equally at home on a British stage or the set of a Hollywood blockbuster. […]
Katy Perry is widely regarded as one of the world’s most beautiful women. Russell Brand has shattered that perception. There really is something to be said for the argument that social media should not breach the boundaries of a man and wife’s marriage bed. Click the link to see what I’m talking about.
A software glitch in the iPhone 4 has rendered its alarm useless since New Year’s Day. The latest reports indicate the glitch has not yet been fixed amid fears many iPhone fanatics are teetering on the edge of a coma. If you know someone with an iPhone 4, give them a call. They need you right now.
Facebook has been valued at more than $50 billion, which is more than Time Warner. Justin Timberlake probably thinks that’s really cool. The Great Folly Of Zuckerberg cracked the 50 billion mark after raising $500 million in investment from Goldman Sachs, and a Russian company called Digital Sky.
Joost van der Westhuizen’s role-model reputation in South Africa is shot to pieces. The man must be acutely aware of that fact, because you don’t just waltz into a toy store and drop forty grand on toys for homeless children without either checking with your book keeper, or your PR agent, first.
I’m not sure if you caught the live financial indicators on the right-hand side of the page, but the Rand is absolutely KILLING it against the US Dollar. At the current rate, I’m renting movies from the US iTunes store at R26 a shot – and some of them haven’t even hit the circuit here in SA. Let me show you how.
Show Some Skin For Free Clothes – People in their underwear waited to get clothes for free outside a clothing store in Madrid. A clothing brand marked the start of sales in Madrid by offering the first 100 customers clothes for free as long as they showed up in their underwear. What a great idea. […]