A million dollars? Please. That’s not cool.

Helicopter rides. THOSE, those are cool.

“But Helicopter rides are so expensive!“, I hear you whinge.

That is true, but you and I both know that it’s not a matter of price when it comes to experiencing the wonder of flight as a homo sapien. The price doesn’t matter. So you and I both know that what you’re really doing here is using money to mask your fears, and insecuriies. Your fear that you might just trust yourself for once in your life, and let yourself do something awesome, and that it turns out to be everuthing that you’ve ever hopes and prayed for since your moments of childlike wonder and awe.

Well, here’s the good news. You can’t use money to hide behind your issues anymore.

Because you could be rocking a helicopter flight over table bay, and a whole-day bus siteseeing ticket for the laughably untennable price of R720, which is a saving of exactly 50%.

I know, I know. But it’s not a joke. Swear. You can get that, right here.

It’s a pleasure.