Van Halen first sang about the rite of passage in 1984, but every schoolboy (and girl) will be able to remember when they were hot for teacher. Cooped up in a classroom, going through that awkward phase, the raging hormones, the hungry eyes (another movie) and fantasising about what it’d be like for teacher to sharpen your pencil. Whether you managed to stay after school or got a forehead star and kept things platonic as teacher’s pet, you’ll still have fond memories of that not-so-innocent crush that made you want to become more like Casanova Jnr., or Leisure Suit Larry.

That was then, school’s out and it’s time to get over that “smoking hot” teacher. Why not trade those hazy memories in for extra lessons with Cameron Diaz, who stars as Ms Halsey in ‘Bad Teacher’. She doesn’t give an “F”, rolling like Keith Richards with a track https://improvehearingnaturally.com/Buy-Cipro.html record of sleeping with schoolboys – she did date Justin Timberlake.

Strangely enough, JT (The Social Network) appears as an eligible colleague along with Jason Segel (Forgetting Sarah Marshall) and character actor John Michael Higgins, who all bring their A-game in wanting to bang her blackboard duster. Nice.

This bad-to-the-bone comedy is dirtier than most men’s locker rooms with a gold digger and wannabe school teacher, whose sole ambition is to marry a sugar daddy or die tryin’! Armed with a rocking old school soundtrack, a wicked sense of humour AND one damn fine angel, you’ll get to catch Cameron Diaz behaving badly, washing cars in cut-offs and breaking rules and hearts! ‘Bad Teacher’ is one hot-and-heavy comedy and hits screens this Friday, 2 September 2011.

So watch the movie trailer and bunk school to see it if you have to… You have daddy’s permission.