“Gasp! They could be related!”
Still trying to find your perfect match? Look no further than your own face! Find Your FaceMate is an online dating agency that pairs couples up by matching their facial characteristics to someone with the same (or near-enough) looks.
Twenty years ago, site founder Christina Bloom married a man that looks like her (not creepy at all…), and subsequently started looking into the ‘science of attraction’, leading her to the epiphany that people really want to make love to themselves, so partners that resemble each other are the surefire way to couple-y bliss and hours of self love.
So basically, you pump some photies into their ‘sophisticated software’, press go, and the site matches your face to other users who resemble you. What happens next? Well, if her theory is correct, you’ll be all over yourself your soulmate within seconds, powered by a primal urge similar to the one that makes people cover their bedroom ceilings in mirrors. Hot.
Click [here] to see the madness for yourself. It works! I posted my photo and got the following match! We’re totally hooking up for granatini’s this Friday!
[Source: Daily Mail]
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