Two staff members from private security firm, G4S, have been fired after failing to notice that the leg they were strapping a tracking device to, was a prosthetic limb. The offender, Christopher Lowcock, simply wrapped his get-away-stick in a bandage, disguising it like a boss.

A Ministry of Justice spokesman had this to say: ”We expect the highest level of professionalism from all our contractors, and there are strict guidelines which must be followed when tagging offenders. Procedures were clearly not followed in this case and G4S have taken action against the staff involved.”

Ok, so although he managed to get away with it, apparently he was only able to do so because of staff negligence.

Nonetheless, he was able to continue his string of drug and driving offences, in true lowlife-style, and all he had to do was take his leg off.

Security Fail.

He was busted when managers returned to his home where they thought he was chillin like a villain, but he had already been arrested by police. Turns out he was back in custody, accused of  ‘driving while banned and without insurance’.

Dumbass.

[Source: telegraph]