We chatted the other day about the private jet that Julius Malema uses and how we find it completely useless. We also discovered that the private jets that we really intend on owning once we win the lottery, are way out of reach for the South African lottery. Tuesday’s jackpot was something like R750 million and I am happy to report that it has ROLLED OVER and tomorrow Euromillions lottery jackpot is sitting at R922 million.

The overseas lotteries give us proper jets..

I told a fib in the headline because I figured that it would turn into one billion Rand if you just left it in the bank for a week or so.

I just bought tickets and these are my numbers. They were chosen by 2oceansvibe staff. Silver Streak chose the numbers last week and they were wrong – so he doesn’t get to choose this time.

Remember kids, the chances of winning are small. But they’re a LOT smaller if you don’t buy ticket!

Why would you risk NOT playing? Personally I couldn’t live with myself.

Not knowing if my numbers might have come up..

God, how awful!

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