Andy Levy

The other day Chris Brown decided to give up planking by tweeting the following: “No more planking for me unless it’s on a sexy lady.” Fox news reporter Andy Levy retweeted the post, adding: “You spelled ‘punching’ wrong.” Chris took offense and replied: “@andylevy children conduct themselves better! Much love and success!” You simply have to watch Andy’s LIVE response to this on TV.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOjUKwoHUyw

Here is his full speech:

“I’d like to apologize to Chris Brown and to his fans…known as Team Breezy. To Mr. Brown, I apologize for referencing the fact that you beat the crap out of Rihanna. It was disrespectful of me to draw attention to the fact that you put your girlfriend in the hospital. [and] to make people remember that you beat a woman with your fists, leaving her with multiple facial contusions, a bloody nose and a split lip. I…hope to one day…conduct myself in a more adult manner. Possibly by throwing a chair out of a window and storming out of a building with my shirt off. Team Breezy, thank you for teaching me about the creative possibilities of spelling, grammar, and syntax. Especially thank you Team Breezy females for teaching me that as long as you can sing, you can beat the living hell out of a woman and other women will still love you.

The only thing Chris Brown is guilty of? A felony.

[Source: Gather]