Today we received this harrowing report from San Francisco by a brave 2oceansViber. Before you continue, note that we indemnify ourselves from any angst or emotional complications that you may suffer as a result of reading the following letter.

While the world has been caught up this last week with news of terror attacks, phone hacking scandals, and celebrity deaths, sneaky prawns have used these distractions to their advantage. Braver than ever it seems, they’ve now cheekily taken to walking amongst humans – in broad daylight!

A 2oceansViber sent us these shocking images, along with a first-hand account of the prawn dump that San Francisco have become overnight. Brave reader Nick, who literally escaped with his life, had this disturbing tale to tell:

Hello Seth,

I thought you and your readers should know that CT is not the only place suffering from a prawn infestation. The situation in San Francisco is dire! I’ve noticed them everywhere! They have found a way to blend in with the good tax paying people of San Francisco – using their ferry systems, walking their promenades, they’ve even learnt to climb and descend staircases! What next? For some reason people don’t seem to notice them anymore. There was no fooling me and it’s no laughing matter!

Please send advice?

Distressed,

Nick W

Nick, I wish I had words of encouragement for you but it seems your situation is beyond help. All I can suggest is to stock up on as many tins of cat food as possible. They will make for a temporary distraction and might buy you a couple of minutes extra running time. Good luck and stay strong – we are thinking of you.

[Thanks Nick!]