Ironically, Russia is riddled with strip clubs and brothels, which is typical of many eastern European countries. Having said that, I’m sure the locals will be glad to know that upon entry to the new museum, you are greeted by two giant phallus statues, towering two metres high, like giant cock bouncers.

After that it’s paintings of orgies, pictures of 4-tittied mermaids, bestiality and men serving cocktails on, well, not their tails.

The main attraction is a mural, painted by artist Vera Donskaya-Khilko, interestingly titled ‘Wrestling’. The painting depicts Obama and Putin battling penis-to-penis. Interesting.

The museum also sports a few gold plated 20^th century English dongs, Soviet condoms and even Soviet-era art deco Vaseline tins. And, for the modern enthusiasts some American blow-up dolls and an Argentinean sculpture of a chick lying on a white carpet while her friend looks on excitedly with a lollipop in her mouth.

Founder, curator and Putin regime critic, Alexander Donskoi, had this to say:

“The clampdown on freedom in Russia is the result of the nation steadily moving away from secular government.”

He emphasises that the museum is not about sex, and that it represents freedom. His main aim seems to be shit stirring, which is always good fun.

Good on you Alex my boy.

[Source: mail&guardian]