As far as I’m concerned this man should be their next brand ambassador just for this description of what Nutella tastes like. Not only did I read this and imagine it in full colour, but I have now been sitting here waiting for the day to end so I can go home and eat some. And Google naked pictures of Megan Fox. I’m actually motivated.

If only everything could be explained like this, the world would be a better place. Imagine the description of a desert at a coffee shop: “It’s like walking in on your girlfriend and two of her hot friends having a pillow fight naked, in an inflatable pool full of Pina Colada”. I’ll take them all, please.

Imagine the description on a tequila bottle: “It’s like Satan poked you in the eyes with his dick and peed down your throat while stepping on your aorta”.

Advertising would never be the same.

Once in a while someone just explains something so perfectly you just have to smile, and this guy hit the nail (or rather the Megan) on the head.

[Source: Inquisitor]