A Man Wielding A Dead Weasel Is Arrested For Assault

15 Jun 2011 by Jasmine Stone in Crime, Quality Humour, Very Cool, World

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I was cruising the intertubes, as one does, when I stumbled upon this, the best story I’ve read this year. A man from Hoquiam, Washington, carrying a dead weasel, burst into an apartment and assaulted the occupant.

As the weasel-wielding attacker burst into the room, the victim said, “Why are you carrying a weasel?” to which the attacker replied, “It’s not a weasel, it’s a marten,” and then punched him in the nose and left the weasel behind.

The attacker was apparently looking for his girlfriend, who he thought was at her ex-boyfriend’s apartment, where the victim was a guest.

Eventually the police found the man at another location, arguing with his girlfriend.

He said he’d found the dead marten near Hoquiam, but police say they don’t know why he carried it with him.

A marten is a member of the weasel family.

[Source : AOL Weird News]

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