The trouble started when Richard Moore started sending unwelcome gifts and chocolates to Ashley Alford, demanding “sucky-sucky” in return. But Ashley never gave her manager any sucky-sucky. That’s when our boy took things to the next level by sneaking up on Ashley, holding her by her ponytail, and whacking her on the head with his main chap. On more than one occasion. But you’ll need to click the link to find out what happened after that, which resulted in Ash receiving $95 Million.

This, from the DailyMail:

A woman has been awarded a staggering $95 million in compensation in a sexual harassment case against her former employers – believed to be America’s highest ever payout.

Prosecutors alleged Richard Moore – who is still awaiting trial – would pinch Miss Alford and make inappropriate comments before the 2006 attack.

They say on two occasions he hit her on the head with his penis. On the second occasion, in October 2006, he was also said to have held her down on the warehouse floor, lifted her shirt and masturbated until he ejaculated on her.

Miss Alford’s lawyer David Ratner said: ‘From what we can tell, this is the absolute largest sex harassment verdict in the country for an individual plaintiff.’

Click here for the sordid details.

Outrageous. Although I think half a billion Rand should help ease the pain.

How much cash would you take in return for someone whacking you on the head with a penis?