Disappointed with smug Sepp? Never fear, the interweb has a little something to ease that feeling for you on this, the hour that we officially welcome in the Cape Town Friday Rule. Sink Sepp allows players to fire cannons packed with exploding footballs at the FIFA boss while he tries to sail his ship.

As Sepp was handed yet another four years of power after the unanimous victory in his one-man election, he famously said, “I am the captain weathering the storm.”

And that was that. The media soon compared him to a pirate, steering a corruption-riddled FIFA to its final resting place. The Sink Sepp flash-based game was launched merely hours later.

He is cast as a pirate at the helm of the sinking ship SS F.E.E.F.A. and screams “shit” in French if he is hit.

Gamers are told:

Only you can stop the captain of the ship.

Send him a broadside of explosive footballs and sink bad ship Blatter.

I’m not sure how many levels there are, but he was joined by what appeared to be Bin Hamman in level two and some other fellow on level three.

Click on THIS LINK if you’d like to Sink Sepp.

[Source: DailyStar]