That’s right, the ANC Youth League; that bastion of the people – that pillar of hope in a senseless world, that celestial body by which we set our lives – is selling access to Malema and friends at the first ever ANCYL Business Networking Lounge™, during the 24th national ANCYL congress.

There are four packages to choose from. On the cheap side, at R50 000, is the “Anton Muziwakhe Lembede founders package” for one participant. And on the other end of the spectrum is the “Walter Ulyate Max Sisulu recruiters package”, for five participants, which will set you back R180 000.

The Youth League says that the prices allowed customers/ worshippers certain levels of access, and are limited to a certain number of people. This concept is familiar to Tom Cruise.

My favourite bit, apart from being granted an audience with the king and his clown, is the wording on the site. For the price you pay, you’ll be able to receive special “networking” opportunities, and lest we forget the “many other special opportunities” available to club members.

For more, check the website, which is so amateurish it makes me think that it’s some kind of cheap scam, oh wait, I see.

[Source : News24, ANCYL Business Networking Lounge]