Our intrepid reporter from the Outback of the Northern Territory, Bruce Manley, decided to pop on to the Flying Kangaroo and hop over to London to see exactly what is taking crocs off the front page of the NT News.

Crikey! The Poms are having a real party. And it looks to me as though the rest of the world is doing so as well. I collected a procession map from the local supermarket and took off the the Abbey. After all, I needed to check out the guy whose going to be on our bank notes in the future. Not a croc in sight, only tourists, fat Americans (the Poms aren’t too bad either) and thousands of paparazzi queuing up to take a few snaps. They’ve been cleaning up the streets, the pavements and even cutting the lawns.

I took some photos to give you the gander on the big Pommy Party:

Take a peep at this little Pommy soldier – the Yanks decided to outflank him

The Queen sent out a message – clean that pond outside my window where Queen Vic sits.

Taking camping seriously . These are some of the tourists and Poms sleeping outside the Westminster Abbey.