2oceansvibe had to turn down business from two different brands this last week. A lot of the haters out there don’t realise that. They don’t think it happens. It does. Constantly. That is why the lovers keep coming back here – because any exposure for any brand is genuine and they don’t mind the advertising. Because it’s not actually advertising. When you see it here, it’s useful and relevant. It’s basically a form of news. The haters should stop behaving like ignorant buffoons and try and live the vibe. Why do you think vibe-lovers are in a permanent state of ecstasy? Because the things I tell you are actually awesome. You’ve just never tried it. Shame on you. This, for someone who claims they “try everything once.” Wouldn’t you like to be that happy? Or do you enjoy being angry and sad? Believe me, the joke really is on you.

Like this. Think about this very carefully. There is not one person I know who doesn’t dig the idea of a great pair of shades to protect their peepers. Even you. Some people want to go big, with flashy names everywhere, whereas others go for a more subtle vibe. Personally, I dig chicks’ shades. Got a pair of Diors this week – very naughty! Oh, and a pair of Persols (were you aware that most of the coolest people in the world wear Persol? It’s true. Look here).

The point is, everyone knows that quality/designer sunglasses can get a bit pricey. Sure they can. But you weigh up the quality and eye-protection with the fact that they make you look incredibly awesome, and it all makes sense. But sometimes it is the person’s first time buying pricey shades and they still can’t convince themselves.

I get a lot of people asking for me to plug them in for secret discounts at every single one of the 2oceansvibe brands, and everyone is getting along just swell “living the holiday” (the feeling one gets when enjoying zero-annoyance and quality products). And when it comes to Sunglass Hut, I’m usually able to organise 20% or so discount (similar to the 2ocansvibe Puma discount of 20%). That often gets people very excited.

Which is why I am telling you how important this article is. This is perhaps the moment that you realise, “Oh my God, I need a new pair of shades,” because, let’s face it, you do. Everyone does. But you never get them because they’re too expensive. And then you get angry with people that don’t mind dropping that kind of tom. By Friday you’re wearing skinny jeans and a trilby and hanging with your new group of ‘like-minded’ people.  Well, you can stop your whining, sunshine.

Listen to this: There is a ridiculous 30%-off (or 40% if you buy two pairs) sale going on at Sunglass Hut at the moment. I want you to grasp now how useful this information is. This is not another sale. This is THE sale that EVERYONE has been waiting for.

This, my friends, is VERY IMPORTANT NEWS. It seriously is – don’t pretend it’s not.

Take your buddy or your chick or your boyfriend and get 40% off your shades if you buy a pair each. do it with great urgency. The Offer only runs for a month or so.

Come on. That’s pretty much half price. They basically giving away free shades at Sunglass Hut.

Think of how many car-guards you will be able to pay with the money you saved..

Seriously.

Maybe it’s time you grew up a little.