Roman Abramovich Is In Cape Town For Passover (Pesach Sameach!)

According to the Facebook profile of a local Cape Town resident, Roman Abramovich is in town for the Jewish holy day of Passover (Pesach). Moreover, Roman will be spending it at this chap’s house. Look at you, kid. The profile was open-access, and required no friendship status to view.

An anonymous source assured us that the information detailed in the post is accurate.

Let us know if you snap any pictures of the great man, or if, hey you know, you happen to be hanging out with him and you want to swing by 2oceansvibe HQ for a small chat.

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