Midway into March Silverstreak reminded us of one of the beautiful things about the English language – the numerous emotive properties created by combining words not often combined. He gave us “notorious bum driller” and “he shattered one Mutamba’s ass.” Now, a Malawian man has been killed by too much “sexual sweetness” while having sex with a hooker.

According to Malawian newspaper reports, Fletcher Jere picked the working lady up from the Ndirande suburb of the commercial capital, Blantyre, in an effort “to quench his libido”.

Jere had suddenly collapsed and fallen off the bed during his apparent shenanigans.

A Malawian police spokeswoman, Edina Ligowe, confirmed to the Daily Times newspaper that in fact:

Jere died of too much sexual excitement and sweetness. The sex worker will not be prosecuted because she committed no crime by being too sweet for the man.

Medical experts are reportedly attributing the death to cardiogenic shock, which is a condition where the heart fails to supply enough blood to the rest of the body.

[Source: NewZimbabwe]

[Thanks, Hanli!]