Ron Jeremy Has His Own Rum Brand And I’m Not Sure How To Feel About That

30 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone in Alcohol, Celebrities, Movies, Quality Humour, Very Cool, Vibe, World

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Ron Jeremy markets a rum brand called Ron de Jeremy. If you know who Ron Jeremy is, accept that you’re sort of curious and click through to know more; if you don’t, please believe me when I say it’s better to be ignorant.

So yes, the rum is called Ron de Jeremy so yes – hurr hurr – you’ve got Ron Jeremy in your mouth when you’re drinking it. It’s apparently a pretty good, seven year-aged rum, though, so this stuff seems to be marketed towards people who mingle classy and trashy in equal measure. Emphasis on trashy, for the most part, mind; the Ron Jeremy Rum website tells us that

“Ron de Jeremy sips perfectly, naked or savored over the rocks, and mixes beautifully to make Ron’s many signature drinkxxx. It is the adult rum”

Nice touch on the ‘drinkxxx’ there. Subtle.

[Source : Ron de Jeremy]

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