Have you heard that very sad attempt by our green airline’s stewards to read the inflight safety instructions the same way it was funny ten years ago? That is why we need to get the guys behind Air New Zealand’s videos to help our local airlines get with it.

Before I get to the videos, I must ask a question. Am I the only one who thinks that Richard Simmons could very well be an older, gayer Pauly Shore? This fierce fitness queen stars in his very own fabulous “Fit To Fly” series. The clip you are about to see is disturbingly funny, yet strangely erotic at the same time.

As your eyes must be hurting after seeing that, lets relax them with softer images (except maybe the pilot). All the people in this video are body-painted. Ergo, they’re naked.

I’m not going to lie to you – Rico’s (NZ Airline’s mascot) eyes look suspiciously droopy in this video. But then again, his partner in crime is Snoop Dogg.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ICVXftJu0M

[Source: Youtube]