Man Breaks Record For Most Items Smuggled In Bum

25 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone in Crime, Very Cool, World

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Well it’s Friday, so I thought we’d head over to the ridiculous side of life.

Meet Neil Lansing, a 33 year-old man from Florida, who hid 30 items of contraband in his rectum.

Neil had been sentenced to a short stay in the chookie on a minor drug charge, but he thought it best to take a few luxuries from home with him. And by a few, I mean 30.

When police conducted a routine search, they noticed a condom poking out of Neil’s behind. And what they found was nothing short of amazing.

The condom contained:

• 17 Oxycodone tablets
• one cigarette
• six matches
• one flint
• one empty syringe with an eraser over the needle
• one lip balm container
• one additional unused condom
• a receipt from CVS pharmacy
• and a paper coupon

So well done Neil for achieving this incredible record. You’ve made the drug-fiend community proud.

[Thanks Kylie]

[Source : True Crime Report, Mizzo]

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