Well it’s Friday, so I thought we’d head over to the ridiculous side of life.
Meet Neil Lansing, a 33 year-old man from Florida, who hid 30 items of contraband in his rectum.
Neil had been sentenced to a short stay in the chookie on a minor drug charge, but he thought it best to take a few luxuries from home with him. And by a few, I mean 30.
When police conducted a routine search, they noticed a condom poking out of Neil’s behind. And what they found was nothing short of amazing.
The condom contained:
- 17 Oxycodone tablets
- one cigarette
- six matches
- one flint
- one empty syringe with an eraser over the needle
- one lip balm container
- one additional unused condom
- a receipt from CVS pharmacy
- and a paper coupon
So well done Neil for achieving this incredible record. You’ve made the drug-fiend community proud.
[Thanks Kylie]
[Source : True Crime Report, Mizzo]
