Kim Jong Il Blesses Us With Another Year

We’ve basically spent the whole day crashing around the office in a state of glee, playing Intern Skittles (we’ll explain the rules at a later stage), Intern Pinata, and Pin The Tale On The Intern.

There’ve been flowers, balloons, fizzers, green juice, cheese curls, and music! Seth even let us hum! Can you believe that?

I haven’t hummed in years.

Why all this gaiety? Well, we’re glad you asked.

It’s Kim Jong Il’s 69th brithday! Happy Birthday Our Dear Leader! Like a handsome stag you guide our path across the gently undulating hills of your love!

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