Somehow, Steven Krumholz of West Hollywood managed to sneak a large amount of drugs aboard the MS Allure of the Seas (that’s not a joke name) for what was billed as the world’s largest gay cruise. Authorities discovered his on-board party shop a little too late, though.

The 51 year old Krumholz was arrested on Saturday aboard the ocean liner, which had been chartered during a stopover in St. Thomas in the Virgin Islands. US Customs and Border Protection conducted a random raid on the ship and busted one of Krumholz’s clients.

Of course he kakked himself and immediately gave Krumholz up as his go-to-guy. Officials were then lead to Krumholz’ cabin where they discovered more than 140 Ecstasy pills, tik, ketamine, $51 020 in cash and a $960 money order, indicating that the majority of the sales had already been completed.

Krumholz may or may not have been disappointed to find out that the strapping men with handcuffs were not exotic dancers.

[Source: CNN]