Hoo ha. I try and avoid playing the ‘hey look something funny happened on the internet’ game with you guys too often, but it’s Monday and this bear unlocked some dude’s car door and “drank 4 beers, ate a bottle of mallox, and crapped all over the place.” That’s special.
It does more or less what it says on the tin; reddit user ‘zthomasri’ posted:
“I live on a ranch where there are lots of bears…there was one that learned how to open opentop door handles. It got in and the wind must have shut the door, it got into 3 other peoples cars before getting shut in mine. it drank 4 beers, ate a bottle of mallox, and crapped all over the place.”
Knowing that bears break into cars now makes this Valentine’s a little better.
[image via flickr]
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