But obviously that’s not all. That wouldn’t be spicy enough. Apparently The Hawks are also looking for more than 100 live crocodiles which have disappeared from a farm near Ga-Rankuwa, north of Pretoria, a spokesman said on Monday. Steve Irwin would be proud.

I am not mocking the utter horror of the situation involving the cat and the zebra. In fact that is relatively mild in comparison to the suggested outcome the goats involved were to face. It’s alleged that goats that “died of natural causes” and found in a cold room, “may have been used to make boerewors.” Goat boerie rolls, with goat’s milk cheese. I’d probably try that.

Here is how it went down: police spokesperson McIntosh Polela said “police found 200 crocodiles at the farm on Friday and ordered that they not be removed.” This was after they initially went to arrest the farmer in connection with a multimillion Rand theft case. When police returned on Monday, only 20 of the reptiles were left at the farm. Farm workers stated that the deviant activity took place on Saturday night. Those are some croc wrestling stats right there.

The man has subsequently been charged with defeating the ends of justice too.

[Source: News24]