Well it looks like the new Durex six-pack falls way short for a sexually active syndicate operating in Indo. A group of sex hungry thieves pounced on a container in Malaysia en route to Tokyo, busted the lock and made off with, I would say, more than enough merchandise. Then again, who am I to speak on the libido of people in the Far East?
These weren’t sommer any condoms. They were ultrathin numbers produced by Sagami Rubber Industries – one of the oldest rubber manufacturers known to man (and woman). The shipment was worth an estimated $1.5 million. Said Sagami spokesman Norinari Wakui:
“This has never happened to us before and we are very perplexed. We are not certain if it was of a premeditated nature.”
Why so perplexed? This was obviously a cold-blooded rubber raid. Valentine’s a mere two weeks away.
[Source: The Star]
[imagesource: Sararat Rangsiwuthaporn] A woman in Thailand, dubbed 'Am Cyanide' by Thai...
[imagesource:renemagritte.org] A René Magritte painting portraying an eerily lighted s...
[imagesource: Alison Botha] Gqeberha rape survivor Alison Botha, a beacon of resilience...
[imagesource:mcqp/facebook] Clutch your pearls for South Africa’s favourite LGBTQIA+ ce...
[imagesource:capetown.gov] The City of Cape Town’s Mayoral Committee has approved the...