Blood And Semen Next From Gaga

Building on the solid foundation laid by her meat dresses, Lady Gaga will be launching a fragrance that captures the essence of blood and semen. Yup, blood and semen. Those two. In a dark and sweaty club I can see this working. It’s edgy. In the workplace? No. Go wash man, you smell like a crime scene.

I think we’ve had quite enough of this shock pop diva who doesn’t even sing that well. Having said that, I can’t wait to see what she’ll come up with next. The latest one is nogal hectic: blood and semen pumped into a can ready for your armpits. Or maybe they’ll be separate so you can have blood on the right and semen on the left. They obviously haven’t ironed out the details here. It’s explosive stuff.

Orgy at the abattoir anyone?

[Source: fashionista]

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