Calculating The Weekend’s Damage

26 Jan 2011 by Jasmine Stone in Alcohol

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I attended a wedding on Saturday, and accordingly drank 138% of my weekly recommended intake. In one night. If I was in the UK, I would have spent 70 quid. But I wasn’t. It was in Langebaan and it was free. That’s why I drank so much. And that’s why I felt so awesome on Monday.

Click here to find out exactly what you did to your body and your wallet this weekend.

[Source: BBC News]

[Thanks Marshall]

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