Unless you are pretty keen on bestiality  that is. The United States of Shame is the internet’s latest creation of aggregated data, and serves up the statistical shameful speciality of each state. For exampple, North Dakota has, statistically-speaking, the highest rate of ugly people in America. Shame.

If you are from Louisiana, you might want to refrain from sleeping around…The Swamp State has the highest rate of gonorrhea.

If you are obese, you might as well move to Mississippi where you can join the other fatties. And if you feel like you don’t fit in at school, move to the state of nerds, Ohio. It has the highest prevalence of library visits per capita.

I’d personally pick New York, the worst thing about living there is the average commute, which is apparently the longest in America at 30.6 minutes, which is around 25% of the average length of time that it takes you to get from your front door to your nearest Spar in Johannesburg.

[source: pleated-jeans]