Dutch scientists have linked post-orgasmic illness in men to an allergic reaction to their own semen. It has been awarded the title of Post Orgasmic Illness Syndrome (POIS). IOL has reported that these scientists did a study with 45 men who had previously complained about issues after issuing.

“They didn’t feel ill when they masturbated without ejaculating, but as soon as the semen came from the testes…after that they became ill, sometimes within just a few minutes,” said Marcel Waldinger, a professor of sexual psychopharmacology. I hope this study was not filmed for respective analysis otherwise ‘45 men, 45 cups’ may surface on youtube. But wait, there’s more.

The study has surprisingly unveiled the statistic that 73.33% of men would agree to a taste of their own medicine. 33 of the above mentioned 45 men agreed to a skin-prick test of their own diluted semen to see whether they had an allergic reaction. All this after masturbating in front of a herd of scientists. I wonder if these scientists offer ‘Doctors Certificates’ for the female population looking to get out of date ‘nommer drie’ activities – this particular ‘I-am-just-not-that-into-you’ card can’t have been used before.

But Ladies do not panic! Marie, Camps Bay’s longest resident, had this to say: “Jou Ma se POIS!”

Do not think your man can use this as an excuse not to cuddley-wuddley after the deed. This allergy can be treated, as other allergies are treated, with small doses of their own penile excretion injected directly into their skin over a period of time, which gradually reduces the symptoms. And let’s be honest, what man wouldn’t be a whimpering fool after repeatedly exposing himself to injections of his own personal Big Bang. He will be in your arms sighing, tickling and caressing after that first jab.

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[Source : IOL]