It’s good to see our antipodean friends still have a sense of humour after all the flooding and disaster that’s hit them. An enterprising couple looked out their bedroom window yesterday, saw the river was coming down hectically and decided to go for a joy ride on blow up dolls when the plan, well, blew up in their faces.

The adventurous lovers had a raunchy raft down Melbourne’s  Jirre Yarre River until, low and behold, their sex toys gave way from under them and left them at the mercy of a flooding river. They really don’t make those dolls the way they used to.

A dude on a kayak saw the love birds in distress and rowed some lifejackets over to them. The kinky outdoorsy types were eventually plucked from the water by a State Emergency Services boat.

Following the incident police in Melbourne released a statement explaining that blow-up sex toys are “not recognised flotation devices’’.

No one knows what happened to the two still fully functional sex toys. No one has seen or heard from the dude on the kayak either.

[Source: The Sydney Morning Herald]