While the rest of his classmates were off investing their time in real pursuits, like playing the latest video games
and surfing the internet for free porn, Robert Nay was developing the single most popular free app for the Apple iPhone.

Nay, an 8th grader from Utah, developed ‘Bubble Ball’, a physics-based puzzle game which has players guiding a ball to a goal, after doing some research at the local public library. Proving that being a social delinquent really has its advantages.

His app has already been downloaded more than 2 million times, dethroning the seemingly invincible ‘Angry Birds’ from the number one spot in the iTunes App Store.

Nay, seemingly unfazed by his incredible achievement, revealed that he is currently working on a new smartphone app. But this one won’t be for free, as mom (pictured above) and dad need to earn a living off their little genius, thereby ensuring ridiculous amounts of wealth in his future and increasing the likelihood of him graduating a virgin.

[Source: ABC News]