DIY Gastric Bypass Fun

17 Jan 2011 by Jasmine Stone in Diet, Health, Very Cool, World

Related Posts

• Tuesday Morning Spice
• Monday Morning Spice
• Mark Zuckerberg Joins Elite Club With Just Elon Musk And Jeff Bezos As Members
• Remote Amazon Tribe Finally Connects To Internet And Immediately Gets Hooked On Porn, Social Media
• Amazon South Africa Is Now Live

If you’re as grossly obese as this man taking a brisk walk every couple of days just won’t do when attempting to lose weight. There are a number of reasons for this, foremost amongst which are that you weigh so much that you cannot walk and if you do manage to get up your legs will sheer at the ankles.

This is where a gastric bypass will come in handy. But what if you’re the sort of cove who likes to get stuck in with some good old DIY? Well then you can get your very own gastric bypass pack from amazon. The pack contains all you’ll need to perform 3 bypasses, so you can even impress your friends by trying it on them.

A word of warning though: I would do some prep in advance, before just “diving in” head first. Perhaps 7 years of medical school, 3 years experience and then specialising in surgery should do the trick.

A 3-pack for only $258.95

[Source : blame it on the voices]

• ← Our Dear Leader’s Sister Invented The Hamburger
• Let’s Play The Name Game →

• 2oceansvibe Partners

  • 
  • 
  • 
  • 
  • 
  • 
  • 
  • 
  • 
  • 
  • 
  • 
  • 
  • 
  • 
  • 
  • 
  • 
  • 
  • 
  • 
  •