Wonderful Safety Certificate

For any of us who’ve been out to a supper club or dinner venue with a beautiful lady this safety certificate from the 1940’s will prove invaluable.

If, after a wonderful and gay evening of taking in generous libations, you ask your lady if she wishes to accompany you to your home and she bats her eyelids and whispers “yes sailor”, then simply ask her to fill this out.

It was found by Christine from feetlips who says: “This sits on top of my vanity. I found it at a flea market a few years ago, asked the guy how much he wanted, and he breathed, “Just take it. Don’t show it to my wife.””

[Source: feetlips]

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