My New Favourite Way To Get Fired

11 Jan 2011 by Jasmine Stone in Quality Humour, Very Cool, Vibe, World

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This is from the internet, so I can’t promise that it’s real – but I hope it is. I really do. Apparently this guy got fired from a Domino’s pizza chain for walking in drunk or otherwise chemically affected and the results – well. Read the termination letter yourself, I implore you. It’s beautiful.

And I know, I know – there’s some reason to question this thing’s authenticity. But I’m okay with that! I was happy to believe the Santa lie when I was knee-height, and I’m happy to blindly believe in this thing too – because, like Santa, it brings joy to the world.

To summarize: I’ll take mine with extra mushrooms.

[via reddit]
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