Just like rap, Understand Rap: Explanations of Confusing Rap Lyrics You and Your Grandma Can Understand covers many subjects ranging from drugs and alcohol to insults to fashion. Here are some particularly useful explanations regarding money:

GOT SO MUCH CHIPS I SWEAR THEY CALL ME HEWLETT PACKARD

I am so wealthy that people might mistakenly refer to me by the name of a large multinational computer manufacturer whose integrated circuits are commonly referred to by the same name that I and others use for money.

IT AIN’T MY BIRTHDAY BUT I GOT MY NAME ON THE CAKE

One of the names for money is the same as the dessert that is eaten in celebration of another year a human has lived. While no one would observe an annually occurring day 365 times a year, each day is equally joyous to me because of the income that is constantly flowing in, and is therefore worthy of celebration.

YOU ON THE INTERNET PRICING

It is funny that you are using a vast network of computers in order to find the most affordable items as you research bargains and compare the costs associated with shopping at various stores, while other people simply purchase whatever they want immediately upon seeing it and without regard for cost.

SWIMMING IN THE MONEY, COME AND FIND ME NEMO

It is possible that you could have so much money that there would be nowhere practical to store it all and eventually every room of your house would be filled with paper currency. Anyone who stopped by to visit you in this virtual ocean of money would have as much trouble finding you as an animated talking cartoon fish father had finding his animated talking cartoon fish son.

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