Jacques Gets His Swagger Back

21 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone in 2oceansvibe Society, Audi, Celebrities, Cricket, Sport

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This is a cautionary tale. You get new hair, and your life will change.

This is the news: Jacques Kallis crashed his Audi R8 (excellent taste, JK) supercar into his neighbour’s gate at 02h30 this morning.

Now let it be known, hair implants will increase your self-confidence to dangerous levels.

The top of your head no longer looks like a golf divet, and wham! A new lease on life. You get that performance monkey off your back at work, women are looking at you with renewed curiosity and interest, Sanex isn’t getting the time of day from you. The next thing you know you’re crashing your car through your neighbour’s gate. On Herschel Walk. Just because.

I’m sure both Herschelle and Jacques are enjoying the sweet irony of that one.

You’re a rockstar, JK.

[Source : Sport24]

[Image: Gen Akal]

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