On the whole, I try and stay away from jokes that hinge on understanding two languages, because usually those jokes are goddamned awful and I mean hey, Leslie Nielsen died a few days ago, show a little class. That said, today is Friday, and there exists a product called the Mophie ‘Juice Pack Plus.’
It extends the battery life of the iPhone, apparently. It also means you can walk around giggling like a child and telling your (dwindling number of) friends that you’ve got a moffie in your pants. If that isn’t worth $99.95, then I’m not sure what is.
They come in three different colours.
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