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November 30, 2010

Get Whipped

All I need to say about Varsity Blues is Ali Larter and whipped cream bikini. Yoh, even as a female I had trouble breathing. And we all know that it is just about every guy's fantasy to have his lady do this for him. So laydezz, get this alcoholic version of whipped cream and makes things even more interesting.

All I need to say about Varsity Blues is “Ali Larter” and “whipped cream bikini”. Even as a heterosexual female I had trouble breathing at that point of the film. And now you too, can have a whipped cream bikini, cocktail style. Presenting Cream, which is basically sex food. It’s alcoholic, it comes in a gas cylinder, and it’s cream. Come now. Come again?

But you better get some quick, it seems that US state regulators are not too happy about Cream. It’s been flying off the shelves in Boston and the authorities feel that the lack of clear labeling on the can could cause people to get drunk, without realising it. Isn’t that the point? As far as we can tell, these chaps aren’t shipping to South Africa as yet. Gap in the market, anyone?

Like the manager of the Wine Emporium store says, “Fourth week in a row we had to reorder it and I’m like God knows what people are doing with it but obviously it sells, people are interested.” Of course they are, it’s whipped cream, people. With alcohol. And sex.

[source: NECN]