#10: 50 Ways To Use Feminine Hygiene Products In A Manly Manner

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#9: Anybody Can Be Cool – But Awesome Takes Practice

This book capitalises on the intrinsic fact that in order to be not only cool, but full-blown awesome, you need to look like Dawson Leery surrounded by a focus-group-approved, politically correct assortment of friends.

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#8: Exercises For Gentlemen – 50 Exercises To Do With Your Suit On

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#7: Knitting With Dog Hair

Better a sweater from a dog you know and love than from a sheep you’ll never meet. Truer words have never been spoken.

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#6: Love + Sex With Robots

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#5: Menopop – A Menopause Pop-Up And Activity Book

Who said The Change can’t be a fun experience. This book also comes with a board game called MenOland. No spice.

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#4: Natural Bust Enlargement With Total Mind Power

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#3: Shipping Semen – How To Have A Successful Experience

Because there’s nothing worse than an unsuccessful experience with semen.

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#2: Sodomy And The Pirate Tradition

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#1: Why Do I Vomit

I’m assuming that this book is filled with pages and pages of various photographs of tequila, and nothing else.

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