Movember is a time when men support other men with prostate cancer by growing moustaches. It’s a beautiful thing. But many women, understandably, feel a little left out – how can they offer support? Ideally, they can’t grow moustaches of their own, and fake moustaches are uncomfortable, if not downright insulting. Asylum has the answer: on November 18, ‘women can support the cause by making love to a man with a glorious, wooly mustache.’

In a way, this is a beautifully elegant solution; it allows women to take part, and we’re all for equality here at 2oceansvibe, and it allows mustachioed men relief from constantly striking out with the ladies due to complaints of itchiness, unsightliness, or because ‘you look like my Dad dressed as Freddie Mercury.’

Let us not forget what this noble, noble month is about: supporting prostate cancer. Don’t forget that, whether you’re a man thinking about picking up that razor, a lady eyeing that suave Charlie-Chaplin-looking fellow from across the bar, or if you’re just out taking a moustache ride with your friends.

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