Watching the Tiger Woods sex tape was never high on my list of priorities. It’s a bit like dancing, in that it’s nice to know it’s out there as an option, but not something I’ll ever bother myself with.

I liked knowing that someone as powerful as Tiger Woods was not only dumb enough to send incriminating text messages to virtually any woman he met, he also thought that it made sense to record video evidence of his infidelity.

Now Teneal Goyco, a cruiserweight boxer from Philadelphia is claiming that it was him in the video, acting as Tiger Woods. Not only that, but he claims he was tricked into starring in the  film by porn star Devon James and her husband, Nick.

Describing how he was duped, Goyco said:

I was in it to make a couple bucks and have sex with a pretty lady. I just thought I was fulfilling this woman’s fantasy of having sex with Tiger Woods, as she had said she wanted. I wore a sweater vest with no sleeves, and, at one point, a pair of dark-blue khaki pants and a white-and-blue pinstripe shirt.

It was cash upfront — got to get that paper… I had no idea she was going to set up a tape of Tiger Woods. I wanted to make some money — not ruin someone’s life.

So there you have it. It’s hard not to feel sorry for our man. He thought he was doing a good thing for a nice lady. Who among us can honestly say that they have never helped someone by pretending to be Tiger Woods in a sexual fantasy in return for money, while inadvertently ending up as the star of a low budget porn film and the focus of international media attention. That kind of thing happens to me two, three times a week, easy.

[Source: The Sun]
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