President Trump

Donald Trump To Run For President – Well not quite yet, but he is ‘seriously considering’ a 2012 presidential bid. God, you gotta just love the confidence of the man. Not that it’s completely out of order. I mean if Arnie can win California, why the hell would Trump not win the White House? They said Obama could never win because he’s black – and now look. He’s there and he’s doing good (I think). I wonder if Trump would be allowed to change all the taps in the White House to solid gold? [foxnews]

UFO In China Closes Airport [VIDEO] – Three flight were reportedly forced to circle the airport until the UFO disappeared. Two other flights were diverted away from Baotou and to the nearby cities of Ordos and Taiyuan and the airport was shut for around an hour “to guarantee safety.” Witnesses reported a bright light shining in the sky on September 11 around two-and-a-half miles away from Baotou airport, before suddenly vanishing. The incident was the eighth reported UFO sighting in China since the end of June. It’s coming, people. Sit tight.. [telegraph]

Madonna Is Angry About Retouched Pictures – Madonna is 52-years-old, but she thinks that with enough yoga and CGI, maybe no one will notice. So she poses in sexy ad campaigns like this one for Dolce and Gabbana. Her plan was going perfectly until someone leaked the originals, and now she’s reportedly furious about it. As if it was some treat for the rest of us. Maybe if she wasn’t built like a high school linebacker this kind of thing wouldn’t happen. [wwtdd]

Famous Brands Expect 25% Increase In Profits – Famous Brands , the brand owner of 1764 franchised food and drink outlets trading under names such as Steers, Mugg & Bean, Tashas and Wimpy, said its profit for the six months to August was likely to be between 20% and 25% higher than the same period a year earlier. That will probably be due to the massive padkos stop we did at the Wimpy in Three Sisters the other day. You’re welcome. [businessday]

Sleep In And Lose Weight – A study released Tuesday in the Annals of Internal Medicine compared two groups of people who were trying to lose weight. One was randomly assigned to sleep 5.5 hours each night for two weeks, while the other was able to sleep 8.5 hours. The study found that the sleep-deprived group had higher levels of ghrelin — a hormone that drives appetite. And there you were thinking it was all the chocolate you’ve been stuffing your face with! [time]

Treasure Hunters Flock To Sleepy French Town – For two years now, Martinez, a post office worker on most days and a treasure hunter the rest of the time, has lived in the hut and a small trailer atop an isolated, grassy hill spotted with blue wildflowers. He says he is meant to live out his days here. “I wouldn’t leave this place, not even for a woman,” he says more than once.Martinez is in the secret business of hunting for treasure, and he believes he has found an ancient and sacred one. [latimes]

Google TV Signs Up Media, Web Firms – Google Inc. on Monday unveiled several new partnerships with media and Web companies, including NBC Universal Inc. and Amazon Inc., to provide content for Google TV, a service designed to expand the Internet giant’s franchise into the living room. In a blog post, Google promised “a new world of apps available for TV.” So what are you saying? Media is going ‘online?’ No way! [wallstreetjournal]

Puppy-Drowning Girl Will Not Be Punished – When a video clip of a girl drowning puppies appeared online, 4chan went to work and identified the perpetrator, a girl in Bosnia. The police there tracked her down. And now: she’s reportedly getting off without being charged. PETA are obviously pushing for her to be stoned to death. [gawker]

Gold Digging Opportunistic Liar Thought Mel Gibson Would Kill Her – You’ve heard the tapes. Now Oksana Grigorieva, Mel Gibson’s former girlfriend, is speaking out about their relationship – and her claims that Gibson was abusive to her.In a wide-ranging interview, Grigorieva, 40, talks in detail about the argument during which she says Gibson, 54, hit her while she was holding their baby, Lucia. I wonder where her money-maker child she had with ex-Bond actor, Timothy Dalton, was at the time? [people]

HIV-Positive Muppet Stars On Sesame Street – Big Bird and the Cookie Monster have some new friends, but they’re a long way from “Sesame Street.” One of America’s best-loved children’s shows, which began life on a fictional New York street over 40 years ago, is about to land in Nigeria under the title of “Sesame Square” — bringing with it some distinctly West African twists. [cnn]

Five Reasons Why You Got Unfriended On Facebook – Have you been loosing sleep trying to figure out why you got unfriended on Facebook? I hope not! But if you have been unfriended recently, you might still be curious to know the reason behind this distasteful act. Lucky for you, a new study conducted by University of Colorado Denver researchers will help you make sure you will never be unfriended again! [allfacebook]

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