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EFFECTS OF BIEBER’S VISIT ALREADY FELT IN THE MOTHER CITY
28 Sep 2010 by Jasmine Stone in Animals, Cape Town Crazy, Celebrities, Uncool
Scores of dead pigeons lay strewn across the Table Bay Boulevard in Cape Town on the weekend, metres from the Cape Town International Convention Centre.
A report has indicated that while the birds were initially thought to have suffered from a mass bout of the deadly avine Newcastle’s Respiratory Disease (no relation to the mining black lung of Newcastle, KZN), the SPCA has since concluded that the birds were poisoned.
Poisoned, you say.
We say, slain in the spirit. Of evil.
It just so happens that the pigeons died on the same day that Justin Bieber was reported to be roaming the Mother City on a little R&R.
Coincidinky?
Nature never lies, ladies and gentlemen. Just remember, these sorts of things always begin with the pigeons. Next thing it’ll be our teenage girls.
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