Savour him while you still can…

We may well be into the final week of Kim Jong Il’s reign, ladies and gents.

The Dear Leader, bless him, is not well. Kim Jong Il is ill.

So ill, in fact, that many so called “doctors” of the Great Western Devil are speculating that he may have pancreatic cancer, or kidney failure as a result of advanced diabetes.

The North Korean Press agency had this to say:

Pha! What they do no know! Interesting!

The Dear Leader makes many highlights his welfare for you superior financial planning! And Jupiter, in the skyline! Interesting!

Poetic, as always, but not entirely to the point.

What we do know is that the Workers’ Party has set a date for a national conference. That date is next Tuesday. So as far as we can tell, Kimmy’s got roughly one week left in power before he announces his son, Kim Jong-un as his heir to the throne Greatest Diplomatic Seat Bestowed Upon Humanity by The Great Universe.

Wonderfur.

[Source : ABC News ; Guardian]